The Edger

I was in the yard one day, edging the lawn. A man, who was walking by on the sidewalk, stopped and asked me directions to New Haven.

I stopped my work, indicated the edger I was using, and said, "When I purchased this edger, it only cost me $10."

The man replied, "I am not interested in the cost of the edger, or the savings you received when you purchased it. I asked if you knew the way to New Haven."

I looked at him, smiling and said, "I truly enjoy this edger."