Thursday, January 8, 2009

Handbrushes

The Windman asked him, "Where are you from?"
His friend, Grosom, responded that he was from the mountain village of Offutt.
The Windman asked him if they had handbrushes in Offutt when he was there.
Grosom replied, "Of course, they had those there. They had them but they did not have them in Cheyenne."
Oh you have been in both Offutt and in Cheyenne then," said the Windman. "I did not know this."
"I never was in Cheyenne, but I was in Offutt."
"If you were never there, how can you say that."
"Rather than have me do all the talking, it is you who should be doing some of the talking," said the frustrated Grosom.
The Windman replied, "I have never minded speaking, but I do not like being misunderstood."

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